Trust us. We’re The Doctor. My friend Adam and I, Halloween Party.

It’s okay that there were Two Doctors. Even though we’re a fixed point in time, we’re allowed to cross our own timestream on occasion (such as holiday specials and when the ratings need a boost). It’s all wibbly wobbly timey wimey… stuff.

Edit: Finally got the right damn picture uploaded. Ha.

So the past few years (2009 | 2010) I’ve made up a little drinking game. It goes a little something like this…  of course, this game applies to adult parties (though I suppose you could count kids showing up to your door too). Use caution when drinking, etc etc.

1 shot for:

• Amy Winehouse*†
• Steve Jobs*
• Elizabeth Taylor*†
• Participants in the Royal wedding*†
• Political Pundit/Current news story
  • includes but not limited to: teabaggers, Obama*, Republican presidential candidates*†, Michelle Bachman*†, Sarah Palin*†, protests, natural disasters.

2 shots for:

• Peter Falk* (actor or character played)
• Randy Savage*
• Any grownup dressed up as any member of The Avengers

In other news, costumes I’d really like to see: Paula Deen, Bert Macklin (Andy’s FBI alter ego in Parks and Rec) and pretty much anybody from Archer.

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*Includes Zombie Version

† If the costume is good, you should not be able to tell if it is Zombie or Not Zombie.

Anything else I should add to the list?

manda-leigh:

I’m totally making these for the apartment! Wicked awesome.

I know what I’m doing this weekend

I started this last year, and while I’m keeping a few, this year is mostly revamped.

This game applies to adult parties (though I suppose you could count kids showing up to your door too). Use caution when drinking, etc etc.

1 shot for:

• Michael Jackson*†
• Lady Gaga*†
• Justin Bieber**
• Lindsay Lohan (incarcerated or not)*†
• Any cast member of Jersey Shore*†
• Tiger Woods* and/or his wife*†
• Vampires **
• Political Pundit/Current news story
  • includes but not limited to: teabaggers, Glenn Beck*†, Sarah Palin*†, Oil Spill, Obama*.

2 shots for:

• The Human Being Mascot from Community*
• An anthropomorphized website
• Conan O’Brien*

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*Includes Zombie Version

† If the costume is good, you should not be able to tell if it is Zombie or Not Zombie.

** If they sparkle in any way or have “carelessly tousled” hair, you also get to punch them. Unless they are Eric from True Blood in which you should have sex with them immediately.

Anything else I should add to the list?

This game applies to adult parties (though I suppose you could count kids showing up to your door too). Use caution when drinking, etc etc.

1 shot for:

• Michael Jackson*†
• Billy Mays*
• Any a$$ going as Kanye interrupting people all night *
• Vampires **
• Political Pundit/Current news story
  • includes: teabaggers, Glenn Beck*†, Sarah Palin*†, Swine Flu, something about the bailout.

2 shots for:

• David Carridine* (actor or character played)
• Star Trek character*
• Max from “Where the Wild Things Are”

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*Includes Zombie Version

† If the costume is good, you should not be able to tell if it is Zombie or Not Zombie.

** If they sparkle in any way or have “carelessly tousled” hair, you also get to punch them.

Anything else I should add to the list?