I want a lemur! LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE FACES!
ESwiss promised to buy me a lemur if it becomes legal to do so
me: just no aye-ayes because they are kind of scary. they remind me of the rodents of extraordinary size
Erin: … i forgot about those. they look like uglier possums
me: like possums who had sex with the world's ugliest dog. aww. poor aye-ayes. they're probably really nice but nobody talks to them at parties
(h/t to E for this one!) Attention future boyfriend: I want to go to there. Like, one of those “we’ve been dating a long time, we should Travel* trips.”Or a honeymoon, but, honestly? I’m still on the fence about this whole ‘marriage’ thing so let’s just do vacation. WITH LEMURS. Future boyfriend/life partner: MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
*Travel is a major trip lasting more than five days where you either learn that you can stand the person 24-7 in unfamiliar environs or “oh god no I could never be with you in any sense of marriage or long-term commitment. Also, now I hate your face.”
Trader Joe’s Lemur Tea
Not gonna lie. I may have bought this just because it has a lemur on it. Though it sounds good too.
ZOMG. If I had ridiculous monies to spend I would name one Fritz! Then I would make him a little newspaper hat, and then go on adventures!!! (h/t to E for the link)
