"This is the story of the road...

OH YEAH

me: I like that the Kool Aid man and Randy Savage sounded basically the same
Jason: ...
me: like you never knew which one just broke through your wall until you turned around to look
Jason: lol

A Conversation: My friend C has a creepy mailman

C: I hate having a glass front door. freaking mailman came by
Me: LOL
C: he always jiggles the blinds then he can SEE ME
Me: creeeeeepy
C: I stayed still and pretended to be furniture. this was the only plan I came up with on short notice
Me: are you hoping that the mailman works like the t-rex in jurassic park?
C: well yes
Me: ok just checking. whatever you do: do not shine a flashlight in his eyes and DO NOT HIDE IN A PORT-O-POTTY

A conversation, by JMW and myself

JMW: you're a girl. so you like cooking, ironing, hgtv, knitting, birthing, etc.
Me: I also like video games, beer, and explosions.
JMW: video games about ironing? fair enough
Me: my favorite! Iron Iron Revolution!
JMW: other acceptable answers would have included: Iron Hero - Martha Stewart edition; Grand Theft Auto-matic shutoff; World of War-ming Biscuits
Me: LOL, Yes. I like all of those.
JMW: it's sad how long it took me to think of three video games, not the bastardization, just thinking of 3
Me: aww... poor Josh *pats head*
JMW: yes, some people had a deprived childhood, i had a deprived mid-20s. i've become my parents, for them up,down,left,right, start,select,A,B was too many buttons...
Me: lol you should work on that
JMW: now there are symbols, colors, clickers, gestures...i miss the simple joystick + one button
Me: hold on a sec, I think there are some kids on your lawn that you need to yell at