January 2010
38 posts
I'm not at liberty to say
Student: “Do you work here?” What I want to say: “No. I killed a guy to get this fancy name badge, and I’m sitting here behind this fancy desk, pretending to do reference work because I’m secretly on a CIA mission to infiltrate the seedy community college underbelly; we have a lead that can be traced to the library. But what I really want to know is CAN I TRUST YOU?...
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“There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison...”
– The Count, The Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
My Celebrity Doppelgänger?
That thing is going around on Facebook where people post a picture of their celebrity doppelgänger. Only person I can recall being compared to is Katherine Heigl (and I don’t see that AT ALL. Maybe it was because I am tall [and was blonde]). And Amy said I have Lana Turner eyes, which is neat. So I went to MyHeritage [h/t Craig] and used three different pictures… and the results...
“Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you...”
– Conan O’Brien http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/22/conan-obriens-heartfelt-f_n_433954.html
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
X Marks Community Chest
Erin: [who is having a no good horrible very bad day already] we were invited out to a game night tonight, and i just can't see wanting to go. i'd probably lose an eye playing monopoly.
Me: but... then you'd get to wear an eyepatch. And then the rules of monopoly be damned, b/c you're a pirate! You can just plunder, pillage and rape your way past go TO WIN
Erin: LOL. well, that's true. there are *some* advantages. but i'd still be down an eye.
Me: true. Just start with the eyepatch. it protects the eye AND you get all the piratey benefits!
Erin: Yar!
Me: damn. now *I* want to go the game night
Erin: lol well, if you were here, you'd be welcome...pirate apples to apples...
Me: hehehehe
Erin: Pirate boggle.
Me: they would NEVER INVITE ME AGAIN
Erin: hahaha.
Me: and I'd be SO okay with that
somesongsconsidered:
“Countdown” – Phoenix ...
“I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I’ll go to it...”
– Stubb, Moby Dick
“Pat: My LORD, I am HERE to reCEIVE my just REWARD!
God: WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?...”
– LJ user fairgoldberry in this thread
I am apparently a clueless Tumblr...
thebrowncoat:
I just now realized that when you mouse over anyone’s userpic on your dashboard next to their post, it pops up a little “i” icon - and that lets you ask them a question right from there.
Or unfollow them - but why would you want to do that?
I had no idea it did this either — thanks!
“You can do anything you want in life — unless Jay Leno wants to do it, too.”
– Conan O’Brien — in a message to the children. (via evanfleischer) (via youfancyme) (via thebrowncoat)
Two Gentlemen of Lebowski →
A Shakespearean inspired rendition of The Big Lebowski. I am so amused.
“Mark none but none into that bowler’s frame, Else thou shalt enter into a world of pain.”
Nic Cage as Everyone! →
I really dislike Nic Cage… but this is really goddamned funny… some of them are well done… I think this is my favorite! http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/2010/01/nic-cage-as-abraham-lincoln.html
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-3) →
Phoenix (15)
Wilco (10)
Cut Copy (6)
The Thermals (5)
Vampire Weekend (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
